Merry Christmas! See Our Amazing Offers for This Year!
How time flies! Christmas is just getting closer,closer,and closer again! Oops…. it is December already now, it is time for you to getting busy with your Christmas gift now? I mean your Christmas gifts. Ye……You. I mean you. What do you want for Christmas this year?
Mmmmm…….. I know what I want but I just confused about what to choose for my families. What about you? Do you have the same problem?
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Maybe I should choose an elegant wallet for my MOM too. Hope she will love it!
Hope the following humor could bring you a good laugh!
1. Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
[No, you can have turkey like everyone else.]
2. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
[The turkey, he is always stuffed.]
3. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
[Jungle bells, jungle bells...]
4. What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
5. A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
Clerk: “What denomination?”
Woman: “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this? Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic.”